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When girls go wild, they show their tits.

19 How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb? I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

If Bear Grylls made a cooking TV show, then he would really live up to his name! Why did the chef put his hand in the hot cooking pot? My wife experiences occasional trouble cooking, but that's not an issue for me at all.

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

My ex got hit by a bus.

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten left.

I was raking it in.

The 1900s [Speaking of the Women's Suffrage Movement.

The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask her about.

EPIC ONE LINEAS 1 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast.