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A recent study revealed that on average about 45 of a person s circle of friends consists of the so called dangerous people.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? He led with, "My name is George Takei, not Takai, like you've insisted on pronouncing it for the last 40 years! It could be your ex, it could be the aunty next door who is always pushing you to get married, or it could just be that one teacher or boss who gives you shit tonnes of work.

Diego: Are you two like this all the time? Oops, the fly just crossed your face right now just dropped dead.

You have no idea how much lucky those who do not know you are.

' 'No, and I'd prefer it if you didn't tell him.

But, like everything, it's also about the comedian's.

Roasting jokes began over a century ago as a tradition started by the friars club, a group of press agents and their clients who would get martha stewart was the surprise star at justin bieber's roast, cracking roast lines about prison and shunning the prim and proper image we all know and love her for.