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I think this toy is meant to appeal to that very small demographic of gaping ass gun enthusiasts.

Can you guess what they are? A rose that smells vaguely of feces, because it's actually just a length of exposed colon that popped out in a jump scare worthy of the Insidious franchise.

Is it for passing toothbrushes into the bathroom? The Gaper NRA, if you will.

They walk inside the house and white teen enjoys blowing the biggest black cock in her life.

How do you account for the penis-sized hole at penis level in the door? Somewhere along the line, the idea of making sex fun went off the rails in a way similar to how haunted house attractions were designed to be fun until they made the ones where you have to sign a waiver, and when you go in, strangers put a sack over your head, tie you up, and make you watch hyper-realistic acts of sadism before waterboarding you just a little bit.

Maybe you could try vaping.

They call a prolapsed anus a "rosebud" because if you squint and bleach your brain a little bit, it looks kind of like a rose.

Related: 2 Milkbone Gag This is a gag shaped like a dog bone with an inexplicable hollow tongue coming out the center of it.

You make up your own rules.

Even grandma is going to figure that one out.